I help local home service businesses rank at the top of Google and turn those searches into phone calls. You get a straight month to month deal and work that actually makes your phone ring.
I take on a handful of local businesses and do the work myself. Three careers shaped how I do it, and you get all three.
Signed by the Kansas City Chiefs as a wide receiver in 2017. NFL camp teaches you a kind of discipline you can't read about. Daily reps, full effort on every snap. Ranking a local business runs on the same thing. You show up every day and do the boring work until the phone rings. I never lost that when I traded the pads for a keyboard.
I worked on LiDAR systems and QA at Google Waymo, on self driving cars where one failure isn't a line in a bug tracker. It's a car on a public road. That standard stuck with me. Your site and your rankings get built to hold up under real traffic and real competitors, not to look good in a monthly report.
Five years sworn with the Orange County Sheriff's Department in California, three of them on SWAT as an MMBTH certified breacher with more than 100 live operations. I learned to stay calm when it counts. Google likes to throw curveballs, whether it's an algorithm update or a new competitor muscling in. I don't panic. I adjust and keep your phone ringing.
Kansas City Chiefs · UDFA
Athletic discipline.
Signed by the Kansas City Chiefs as a wide receiver in 2017. NFL camp teaches you a kind of discipline you can't read about. Daily reps, full effort on every snap. Ranking a local business runs on the same thing. You show up every day and do the boring work until the phone rings. I never lost that when I traded the pads for a keyboard.
Google Waymo · LiDAR/QA
Built to hold up.
I worked on LiDAR systems and QA at Google Waymo, on self driving cars where one failure isn't a line in a bug tracker. It's a car on a public road. That standard stuck with me. Your site and your rankings get built to hold up under real traffic and real competitors, not to look good in a monthly report.
Sworn officer · SWAT
Structured under stress.
Five years sworn with the Orange County Sheriff's Department in California, three of them on SWAT as an MMBTH certified breacher with more than 100 live operations. I learned to stay calm when it counts. Google likes to throw curveballs, whether it's an algorithm update or a new competitor muscling in. I don't panic. I adjust and keep your phone ringing.
Most SEO guys come from one lane. I come from three, and it shows in work that keeps ranking when Google changes the rules.
Pricing
One flat rate. No games.
One price, no contracts, and no surprise fees. You stay because the work is paying off, and you can walk any month it isn't.
No contracts. Cancel anytime. I keep you by earning it.
FAQ
Questions, answered.
What does Honey Badger SEO actually do?
I get local businesses found on Google. That means the search work, the Google Business Profile, and the website behind it. One person handles all of it, and that person is me.
How much does it cost?
One flat rate of $1,250 a month. No contracts, no setup fees, and no surprise charges. You can cancel any month it is not working for you.
How long until I see results?
Local SEO usually starts showing in a few months, not a few days. Anyone promising overnight rankings is not being straight with you. I focus on steady gains that hold up when Google changes the rules.
Do I have to sign a contract?
No. It is month to month. I keep your business by earning it, not by locking you in.
Who actually does the work?
I do. There is no junior account manager and nothing gets outsourced overseas. You talk to the person doing the work.
What kind of businesses do you work with?
Local service businesses that live and die by the phone ringing. Home services, trades, clinics, and the like. If customers find you by searching Google, I can help.
Do you work with businesses outside your area?
Yes. The work is remote, so I take on a handful of clients across the country.
Let's talk
Tell me about your business and where you want to rank. I'll tell you honestly what it would take. No pressure, no contracts.